If Microsoft Had Been The First To Invent Books
Before you can open the cover of your new book, you must obtain a
book activation code by phoning Microsoft.
Sorry, only one person may ever read your book.
It's full of spelling mistakes and typos.
When you're reading your book, the type can mysteriously
Libraries, which are for sharing books, are illegal.
You must acknowledge you have read and understood the Book
License Agreement Hype (BLAH) before you can read your book.
Microsoft has the right to enter your premises to conduct book
inspections to make sure your book is being read in accordance
with the BLAH.
The Book Users' Group General Alliance (BUGGA) calculates that
the annual loss of revenues to Microsoft arising from BLAH
violations in 2003 was $10.97 billion.
There are two versions of your book - the "Standard" and the
"Pro" versions. In the standard version, those pages containing
the most useful information have been stuck together.
Confidential information is inexplicably in bigger type that can
be easily read by anyone glancing over your shoulder.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' (TheBible@USA.com) ]
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