In the 21st Century

You're fitting into the 21st Century when . . .

1. Cleaning up the kitchen means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
   
   
2. You have a list of 10 phone nunbers to reach your family of 3.
   
   
3. Your daughter sells girl scout cookies from her web site.
   
   
4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
   
   
5. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anybody is home.
   
   
6. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
   
   
7. Your reason for not staying in touch with your family is because they don't have e-mail.
   
   
8. You didn't give your "valentine" a card this year, but you e-mailed one to your online buddies.
   
   
9. You hear most of your jokes from e-mail instead of in person.
   
   
10. Your reading this and you're going to forward it to someone else!

[ Author Unknown -- from John Traver ]