Internet Resolutions

  1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.

  2. I will stop sending e-mail to my husband / wife. A phone call every now and then would be appreciated

  3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

  4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

  5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

  6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... okay, monthly then... or maybe... at least once a year.

  7. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

  8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 AM in the morning... 4:30 AM is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.

  9. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

  10. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

  11. I will think of a password other than "password."

  12. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

[ Author Unknown -- from John Traver ]


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