Kids Letters to God


PUZZLEMENTS, DILEMMAS, AND OTHER IMPONDERABLES

In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? Jane

How did you know you were God? Charlene

Dear God, I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love Alison

Dear God, On halloween I am going to wear a devil's costume. Is that all right with you? Marnie

Dear God. Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? Lucy

Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident. Norma

Dear God. Who draws the lines around the countries? Nan

Dear God, Do animals use you or is there somebody else for them? Nancy

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok? Neil

Dear God I like the Lords prayer best of all. Did you have to write it alot or did you get it right the first time? I have to write everything I ever write over again. Lois

God, It's o.k. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up some-times. Arnold

Dear God In bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer

Dear God, I would like to know why all the things you said are in red? Joanne

Dear God what does it mean you are a jealous God. I thought you had everything. Jane

Dear God, Is reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business? Donny

Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla

Dear God, When you made the first man did he work as good as we do now? Tom

Dear God My grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis

Dear God, I know all about where babies come from. I think. From inside mommies and daddies put them there. Where are they before that? Do you have them in heaven? How do they get down here? Do you have to take care of them all first. Please answer all my questions. I always think of you. Yours truly Susan


FERVENT WISHES, SUGGESTIONS AND COMPLAINTS

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce

Dear God How come you didn't invent any new animals lately? We still have just all the old ones. Johny

Dear God, It rained for are whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend But I am not going to tell you who I am

Please send me a pony I never ask for anything before you can look it up. Bruce

Dear Mr. God I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had 3 stitches and a shot. Janet

Dear-God-if-we-come-back-as-something-please-dont-let-me-be-Jennifer-Horton- because-I-hate-her. Denise

Dear God, If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. Raphael

Dear God, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. Danny

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. Peter

Dear God Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. Sam

Dear God, I keep waiting for spring but it never come yet. Don't forget. Mark


APPROVALS, CONFIDENCES AND THANKS

You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. Dean

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest invention. Ruth M.

Dear God, My name is Simon. Thats' from the bible. I am eight and a half. We live across the street from the park. I have a dog name buster. I used to have a hamster but he got out and ran away. I am small for my age. My hobbies are swimming, bowling, my chemistry set, reading, coin collecting, and tropical fish. Right now I have three kinds. Well I guess I said a mouthful. Goodby. Always a friend, Simon

Dear God, I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. Elliott

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the world There are ony 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan

Dear God of all the people who work for you I like Peter and John the best. Rob

Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. Marsha

Dear God, If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Mickey D.

Dear God, I like the story about Chanuka the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. Glenn

God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the bible. Love, Chris

Dear God I love you. how are you fine. Im fine to. my mother has five girls and one boy, I am one of them. Nancy 6

Dear God I don't ever feel alone since I found out about you. Nora

We read Thos. Edison made light. But in Sun. school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, If you let the dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing. Jonathan

Dear God. here's a poem: I love you because you give us what we need to live But I wish you would tell me why you made it so we have to die. Daniel (age 8)

Dear God it is great the way you always get the stars in the right places. Jeff

God: the bad people laughed at noah-you make an ark on dry land you fool. But he was smart he stuck with you. thats what I would do. Eddie

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God. Charles

Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tues. That was Cool. Eugene

Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Frank


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