Laws to Know

The Way It Is . . .

1. THE LAW OF AVOIDING OVERSELL
   When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
   
   
2. THE LAW OF COMMON SENSE
   Never accept a drink from a urologist.
   
   
3. THE LAW OF VOLUNTEERING
   If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
   
   
4. THE LAW OF SELF SACRIFICE
   When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
   
   
5. WEILER'S LAW
   Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
   
   
6. THE LAW OF REALITY
   Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
   
   
7. LAW OF PROBABLE DISPERSAL
   Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
   
   
8. LAW OF VOLUNTEER LABOR
   People are always available for work in the past tense.
   
   
9. CONWAY'S LAW
   In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person will be fired.
   
   
10. THE STEEL LAW OF DISTRIBUTION
    They what has some . . . They gets more.
    
    
11. LAW OF CYBERNETIC ENTOMOLOGY
    There is always one more bug.
    
    
12. LAW OF DRUNKEDNESS
    You cannot fall off the floor.
    
    
13. THE LAW OF MANAGEMENT
    The first myth of good management is that it exists.
    
    
14. OSBORNE'S LAW
    Variables won't; constants aren't.
    
    
15. WASHINGTON'S LAW
    For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

[ Author Unknown -- Nick, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]