Little Johnny and the Principal
Sure enough, the next day, here came little Johnny and the principal was ready to teach him a lesson.
He told Johnny to take a seat, because he wanted to tell him a story.
"Johnny, the other day I decided to go duck hunting but I only had two shot-gun shells. I fired my first shot and killed two ducks. As the ducks were falling out of the sky, they fell into a tree, where they hit four squirrels and killed them. Then the two ducks and four squirrels came falling to the ground, where they landed on two rabbits and killed them too. But just as I was going to gather up my animals, a bear came out of the woods and started to get them."
"Then the weirdest thing happened. A little dog showed-up out of nowhere and attacked the bear, so I was able to get all the animals I had killed -- all from just one shot-gun shell."
"Now, little Johnny, how's that for a story? You do believe me don't you?"
Little Johnny said, "of course I do. That was my dog and that's the third bear he's gotten this year!"