Little Johnny and the Fat Lady
The lady turned around and looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile. Lil' Johnny received a reprimand.
After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his hands as far apart as they would go and loudly said to his mother, "her butt is 'that' wide, mom."
Hearing his comment, the lady glared at Johnny. His embarrassed mother severely scolded her son.
Again, after only a couple of minutes, Lil' Johnny stated loudly, "Look how the fat hangs over her belt."
The lady turned and told Johnny's mother to control her child. So, Johnny's mother threatened him with a severe spanking.
Suddenly, the fat lady's pager started beeping. Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice, "Run for your life, she's backing up!"