Love Virus Mutations
The "Love Bug" Virus circled the globe, damaging computers in it's
path. There have recently been some new mutations or variations of this
virus that you should be aware of . . . .
The "I Love You, But I'm Shy" virus never actually invades your
computer, but collects data about it worshipfully from afar.
The "Love The One You're With" virus hangs around your computer,
but the whole thing is just temporary until it can find the computer
that it really wants to invade.
The "Happily Married" virus invades only one computer and stays
with it for life.
The "Unhappily Married" virus spends a long time negotiating with
a computer, finally invades it, and then strays to other computers
from time to time.
The "I Want A Divorce" virus sends repeated, hard-to-read messages
that your computer isn't working and takes half of your computer's
best data in an ugly network session.
The "Stalker" virus spends unnatural amounts of time monitoring
your computer, collecting data your computer has thrown away and
tries to record all of its functions. And it writes rude messages
to any other computer with which yours connects on any regular
The "Forever Single" virus causes your computer to focus solely on
other computers with which it is totally incompatible or prove
The "Deadbeat" virus invades your computer, spawns an entirely new
database, then refuses to help update it as it grows.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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