Makes You Wonder . . .

1. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
   
   
2. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
   
   
3. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
   
   
4. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
   
   
5. If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
   
   
6. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
   
   
7. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
   
   
8. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
   
   
9. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
   
   
10. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
    
    
11. At income tax time, did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells THEIRS!

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Heartwarmers' (publisher@heartwarmers.com) ]