Marriage anyone.....?

• At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
  Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
  
  
• A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted."
  Next day she received a hundred letters.
  They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
  
  
• When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to  let her keep him.
  
  
• A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
  
  
• A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
  The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
  
  
• Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
  Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
  
  
• Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
  
  
• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
  
  
• If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
  
  
• Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  
  
• First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
  Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
  
  
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
  

[ Author Unknown -- from Sherry, via 'LABLaughs Admin' (LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com) ]