Marriage anyone.....?

  • At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
    Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

  • A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted."
    Next day she received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

  • When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to  let her keep him.

  • A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

  • A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
    The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

  • Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
    Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

  • Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

  • If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

  • Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

  • First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
    Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

  • Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

[ Author Unknown -- from Sherry, via 'LABLaughs Admin' ( ]


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