Men Bashing

  1. Why are men such dogs?
    I resent that! Dogs are faithful... loyal... affectionate... and obedient...

  2. Why do men always say such stupid things?
    We like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.

  3. Why are men so uncommunicative?
    You'd learn to keep your mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner.

  4. Why can't men just share their feelings?
    Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel? Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.

  5. Why can't men just say "I love you?"
    Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. It's not easy to admit to one's own character faults.

  6. Why do men hate shopping?
    It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things we have no intention of killing? err... Buying?

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' ]


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