Men Will Never Win

  • If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
    If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.

  • If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
    If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

  • If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation.
    If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.

  • If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
    If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

  • If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
    If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

  • If you cry, you are a wimp.
    If you don't, you insensitive.

  • If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
    If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.

  • If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
    If she asks you, it's a favor.

  • If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
    If you don't, you are a slob.

  • If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
    If you don't, you aren't thoughtful.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' ( ]


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