Mensa Invitational Challenge

The challenge is to take a word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, deleting, or changing one letter, then supply a new definition.
  1. Euchoria - Pleased when all the chores are done

  2. Paymeant: the cheque is in the post

  3. Obfuscage: to catch by confusing

  4. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

  5. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

  6. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

  7. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out

  8. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period

  9. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

  10. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesnít get it

  11. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late

  12. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

  13. Karmageddon: Itís like, when everybody is sending off these bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and itís like, a serious bummer

  14. Glibido: All talk and no action

  15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

  16. Inclouded: added in order to obfuscate

  17. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after youíve accidentally walked through a spider web

  18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit youíre eating.
Washington Post's Mensa Invitational Challenge
Researched by Alicia Moss
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Will and Guy' (guyn@computerperformance.co.uk) ]

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