Sign about Men's Rules.

Men's Rules

  1. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.

  2. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.

  3. When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial, do not hassle me that the commercials have probably finished, and to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.

  4. If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.

  5. If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.

  6. If you don't like the way I am driving, close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.

  7. I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.

  8. Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all, I am getting dressed, not getting ready.

  9. Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.

  10. If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair.

  11. I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.

  12. Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.
[ Author unknown - received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift' ( - updated ]

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