More "Little Johnny"

  1. Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."
    Johnny: "Ok Sir, would you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again?"

  2. Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested to listen?"
    Johnny: "A Teacher."

  3. Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

  4. Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
    Johnny: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

  5. Teacher: "Who are the most grateful people in the human race?"
    Johnny: "The Turkish."
    Teacher: "Why is that?"
    Johnny: "You celebrate thanksgiving with turkeys right?"

  6. Teacher: "Why were the times of King Arthur known as the dark ages?"
    Johnny: "Because it was 'Knight' time sir!"

  7. Teacher: "Who is the fastest human being in the world?"
    Johnny: "My mother... She can catch me doing anything."
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' ( ]

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