More "Little Johnny"

1. Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."
   Johnny: "Ok Sir, would you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again?"
   
   
2. Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested to listen?"
   Johnny: "A Teacher."
   
   
3. Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
   Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
   
   
4. Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
   Johnny: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
   
   
5. Teacher: "Who are the most grateful people in the human race?"
   Johnny: "The Turkish."
   Teacher: "Why is that?"
   Johnny: "You celebrate thanksgiving with turkeys right?"
   
   
6. Teacher: "Why were the times of King Arthur known as the dark ages?"
   Johnny: "Because it was 'Knight' time sir!"
   
   
7. Teacher: "Who is the fastest human being in the world?"
   Johnny: "My mother... She can catch me doing anything."

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]