From the Mouths of Children

  1. "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."
    - Donna Maria G, age 9

  2. "The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants."
    - Ari K, age 7

  3. "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
    - Rob P, age 8

  4. "If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list."
    - Steven B, age 8

  5. "Don't eat ladyfingers - even if you know the lady they came from."
    - Susannah K., age 6

  6. "My dog had worms. I think he was going fishing."
    - Emma B., age 4

  7. "When a movie is PG-13 that means how many minutes your mom will let you watch before turning it off."
    - Jon G., age 12

  8. "Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs."
    - Susie F., age 7

  9. "Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense."
    - Beau M., age 10
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