From the Mouths of Children

1. "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."
   - Donna Maria G, age 9
   
   
2. "The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants."
   - Ari K, age 7
   
   
3. "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
   - Rob P, age 8
   
   
4. "If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list."
   - Steven B, age 8
   
   
5. "Don't eat ladyfingers - even if you know the lady they came from."
   - Susannah K., age 6
   
   
6. "My dog had worms. I think he was going fishing."
   - Emma B., age 4
   
   
7. "When a movie is PG-13 that means how many minutes your mom will let you watch before turning it off."
   - Jon G., age 12
   
   
8. "Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs."
   - Susie F., age 7
   
   
9. "Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense."
   - Beau M., age 10

[ Author Unknown -- received from 'Pastor Tim' (posts@cybersaltlists.org) ]