Natural Laws

Now These Really Do Ring True!!

1. Law of Mechanical Repair
   After your hands become coated with grease, your nose Will begin to itch.
   
   
2. Law of the Workshop
   Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
   
   
3. Law of the Telephone
   When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy Signal.
   
   
4. Law of the Alibi
   If you tell the boss you were late for work because you Had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat Tire.
   
   
5. Variation Law
   If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were In will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
   
   
6. Bath Theorem
   When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
   
   
7. Law of Close Encounters
   The probability of meeting someone you know increases When you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
   
   
8. Law of the Result
   When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't Work, it will.
   
   
9. Law of Bio-mechanics
   The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to The reach.
   
   
10. Theatre Rule
    At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from The aisle arrive last
    
    
11. Law of Coffee
    As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your Boss will ask you to do something which will last until The coffee is cold.
    
    
12. Murphy's Law of Lockers
    If there are only two people in a locker room, they Will have adjacent lockers.
    
    
13. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets
    The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing Face down on a floor covering are directly correlated To the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

[ Author Unknown -- Christine, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]