Honest Harry's New And Used Horses
I can save you money on gas!
Alright folks, step right up! You don't want to pay $4.69 for gas,
no problem, I have the perfect vehicle for you. Needs no gas, no
oil, or even a battery, just a little grass and water will do these
animals fine. Now everyone has different needs, so choose from the
Of course all models are available in base colors (sorrel, bay,
black) Special order colors are available (dun, gray, palomino) and
for an additional fee, custom paint jobs are also available (overo,
tobiano, blanket, leopard).
TRAIL HORSE - Your average run around town animal. Has the energy
to get where you are going, the brain to find the best way to go,
big enough to carry the normal sized American.
THE ARABIAN - perfect for those who travel long distances in a
day and try to multi-task while driving. Although the Arabian may
not go to your home or office without specific instruction, it WILL
THE DRAFT - Calling all soccer moms. This big guy can carry the
whole team, their gear and snacks. Just like the big machines, this
guy will require more fuel, and his shoes will be more expensive
than the compact model.
THE WESTERN PLEASURE - The right car for the high-end white
collar workers. This animal works harder and requires more special
knowledge so only the best can figure this one out. Be sure to take
your cell phone. You won't be stuck in traffic, you just won't be
getting anywhere fast.
THE PARELLI - Salesmen, stay-at-home moms, and high school kids
will all enjoy this dream. You can load him down with flapping
Wal-mart bags, ask him to walk in places a horse won't fit, and you
can dance with him as you listen to the latest tunes.
THE RANCH - The most dependable animal available. He will go
where ever you ask him to, at whatever speed is appropriate. You can
tie him to the stop sign and he will be there when you get back.
Best of all, this model has been specially engineered to be able to
go without water for days and stay fat and slick by eating sagebrush
and dead prairie grass.
No horse is sold with a warranty, however maintenance plans are
available in the event brakes, steering, or accelerator fail.
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