New York, New York -- It's a Wonderful Town!

• Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler...
  
  
• Thinking fast, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
  
  
• A reporter who in the park sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
  
  
• "Lil' Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
  
  
• "But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied.
  
  
• "Sorry, since we're in New York, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again...
  
  
• "Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack!
  
  
• How's that?" he continued writing in his notebook.
  
  
• "I ain't a Jets fan either," the boy said.
  
  
• "I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or at least the Jets... What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
  
  
• "I'm a Cowboys fan," the kid said with pride.
  
  
• The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Kills Beloved Family Pet."
  

[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the-funnies' (Andychap@aol.com) ]