New York, New York -- It's a Wonderful Town!

  • Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler...

  • Thinking fast, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

  • A reporter who in the park sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

  • "Lil' Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

  • "But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied.

  • "Sorry, since we're in New York, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again...

  • "Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack!

  • How's that?" he continued writing in his notebook.

  • "I ain't a Jets fan either," the boy said.

  • "I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or at least the Jets... What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

  • "I'm a Cowboys fan," the kid said with pride.

  • The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Kills Beloved Family Pet."

[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the-funnies' ( ]


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