New York, New York -- It's a Wonderful Town!
- Two boys are playing football in Central Park
when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler...
Thinking fast, the other boy rips off a board of
the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar
and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who in the park sees the incident,
and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Lil' Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious
Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we're in New York, I just assumed
you were," said the reporter and starts again...
"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack!
How's that?" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I ain't a Jets fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the
Giants or at least the Jets... What team do you root for?"
the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the kid said with pride.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Redneck Kills Beloved Family Pet."
[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the-funnies' (Andychap@aol.com) ]
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