Newspaper Bloopers

1. He left for a vacation at his lodge, taking his favorite two great dames with him.
   
   
2. Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
   
   
3. His left thumb, which was shot away, is doing nicely.
   
   
4. We've got fifty yankettes married into English nobility right now. Some of them are duchesses. Some are countesses. Eleven are baronesses. Only one is a lady.
   
   
5. The font so generously presented by Mrs. Smith will be set in position at the east end of the Church. (I don't see the blooper here, but left it in for those of you who are not having a *blonde moment.*)
   
   
6. Babies may now be baptized at both ends.
   
   
7. The church is now forming a Little Mothers Club. All women desiring to become Little Mothers are asked to meet with the pastor in his study after services.
   
   
8. Dr. Gilbert Murray, O.M., will celebrate his ninetieth birthday quietly at his home at Boars Hill, near Oxford, tomorrow, with his wife, Lady Mary Murray. They have been married 66 years. This evening he is to broadcast in the BBC Home Service a talk called "Unfinished Battle."
   
   
9. A loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of the members in memory of his wife.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]