Nuns and the Vampire
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Agnes, "What should we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Wha...what shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican," replies Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Oh, Lord! Now what?" shouts Sister Mary Agnes.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Mary Vincent.
"Hey! Now you're talking," says Sister Mary Agnes.
She then opens the window and shouts.....
"GET THE HECK OFF OUR CAR!!"