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Some Observations On Maturing
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It's harder to tell navy from black.
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Everything old is new again, but if you wore it before, you're too
old to wear it the second time around.
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Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your
grandchildren are perfect.
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Yellow becomes the big color...walls...hair...teeth.
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Going out is good. Coming home is better.
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When you needed the discount you had to pay full price...Now you get
discounts on everything...movies, hotels ... flights.
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You forget names...but it's OK because other people forgot they even
knew you.
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The last 2 outfits you wore had spots on them.
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You ask your husband or friend how your outfit looks and they tell
you the truth.
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The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 25 and you have a better
chance of losing your keys than the 25 pounds.
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Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don't
remember.
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Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring
then he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep."
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You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married. Now, "I hope they STAY
married!"
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Who wants to wear 3" heels anyway?
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You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF"
switch.
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You use more 4 letter words..."what?"..."when?"
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Your husband has a night out with the guys but he's home by 9:00
P.M... next week it will be 8:30 P.M.
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You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it
already.
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You notice everything they sell in stores is sleeveless.
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You've never heard of most of the celebs in People Magazine
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You don't have hair under your arms and very little on your legs but
your chin needs to be plucked daily.
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What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
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It seems that everybody whispers.
[ Author Unknown -- from Stan Kegel, via 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
Inspirational Humor
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