Ode To Spam

I do not want to read your spam.
I do not want it, Sam I Am.

I do not want to read your jokes.
That virus warning? It’s a hoax!

Don’t send me tests I must complete,
Or cutesy poems that are sweet.

I get enough of spam, I do.
I hate to see it come from you.

Spam offers drugs to make me stronger,
Or make some part of me grow longer.

So, when a joke or tale you see,
Please, please don’t hit that forward key.

Instead, why don’t you drop a line?
How are your kids?  Is your life fine?

How can I pray for you today?
Read a good book or seen a play?

What victories can you report?
I’d love to read it – long or short!

I'll be so glad you didn't spam.
Thank you, thank you, Sam I Am.

[ by: Mary Egido, Copyright © 2006 -- from Mike's Funnies (funnies-owner@lists.MikeysFunnies.com) ]