Ode To Spam
I do not want to read your spam.
I do not want it, Sam I Am.
I do not want to read your jokes.
That virus warning? Itís a hoax!
Donít send me tests I must complete,
Or cutesy poems that are sweet.
I get enough of spam, I do.
I hate to see it come from you.
Spam offers drugs to make me stronger,
Or make some part of me grow longer.
So, when a joke or tale you see,
Please, please donít hit that forward key.
Instead, why donít you drop a line?
How are your kids? †Is your life fine?
How can I pray for you today?
Read a good book or seen a play?
What victories can you report?
Iíd love to read it Ė long or short!
I'll be so glad you didn't spam.
Thank you, thank you, Sam I Am.
[ by: Mary Egido, Copyright © 2006 -- from Mike's Funnies (funnies-owner@lists.MikeysFunnies.com) ]
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