Office Job Descriptions

Office Job Descriptions . . .
  1. PROJECT MANAGER is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

  2. DEVELOPER is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

  3. ONSITE COORDINATOR is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

  4. CLIENT is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

  5. MARKETING MANAGER is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

  6. RESOURCE OPTIMIZATION TEAM thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

  7. DOCUMENTATION TEAM thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

  8. QUALITY AUDITOR is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

  9. TESTER is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

  10. HUMAN RESOURCES is one or more people who think that a donkey can deliver a 'human baby' if given 9 months.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' ( ]

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