Office Job Descriptions
Office Job Descriptions . . .
PROJECT MANAGER is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a
baby in One month.
DEVELOPER is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to
deliver a Baby.
ONSITE COORDINATOR is one who thinks single woman can deliver
nine babies in one month.
CLIENT is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
MARKETING MANAGER is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby
even if no man and woman are available.
RESOURCE OPTIMIZATION TEAM thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.
DOCUMENTATION TEAM thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
QUALITY AUDITOR is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS
to produce a baby.
TESTER is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
HUMAN RESOURCES is one or more people who think that a donkey can
deliver a 'human baby' if given 9 months.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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