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"On Line"
I don't want to do the wash, I sprinkled clothes a week ago And now my iron is lost! I don't wanna clean the pots, I don't wanna rattle pans, I wanna read my e-mail, And chat with all my friends! The table needs some dusting and the floor could sure be mopped, But I know if I get started There'll be no place to stop. The closets are so full Things are falling off the shelves, I wish for cleaning fairies And magic laundry elves! They could sprinkle fairy dust And twitch their little nose, And the windows would be sparkling And I'd have no dirty clothes. I don't know what I'm saying, My head is in the sky, I must cook that meat that's graying And bake that apple pie! My husband needs a flea bath, The dog needs some attention... Oh, the other way around I mean! My brain is in suspension! I am running round in circles, I am getting nothing done, I keep thinking of the internet, I'm missing all the fun! I know I'm not addicted Though I hear that all the time, But I guess this stuff will have to wait, Cause today I'll be ON LINE!!!
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