"On Line"

          I don't want to do the dishes,
          I don't want to do the wash,
          I sprinkled clothes a week ago
          And now my iron is lost!

          I don't wanna clean the pots,
          I don't wanna rattle pans,
          I wanna read my e-mail,
          And chat with all my friends!

          The table needs some dusting
          and the floor could sure be mopped,
          But I know if I get started
          There'll be no place to stop.

          The closets are so full
          Things are falling off the shelves,
          I wish for cleaning fairies
          And magic laundry elves!

          They could sprinkle fairy dust
          And twitch their little nose,
          And the windows would be sparkling
          And I'd have no dirty clothes.

          I don't know what I'm saying,
          My head is in the sky,
          I must cook that meat that's graying
          And bake that apple pie!

          My husband needs a flea bath,
          The dog needs some attention...
          Oh, the other way around I mean!
          My brain is in suspension!

          I am running round in circles,
          I am getting nothing done,
          I keep thinking of the internet,
          I'm missing all the fun!

          I know I'm not addicted
          Though I hear that all the time,
          But I guess this stuff will have to wait,
          Cause today I'll be ON LINE!!!

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

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