"Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and
"Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but
you'd be surprised at the number that re-enlist." - James
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut
afterwards." - Benjamin Franklin
"Don't assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost -
she may have got him."
"A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds
of questions he can answer." - Ronald Colman
"Before marriage the three little words are 'I love you',
after marriage they are, 'let's eat out'."
"By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become
happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philospher." -
"A diplomatic husband said to his wife, 'How do you expect
me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?'
"It takes a smart spouse to have the last word and not use
"The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late
for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the
refrigerator." - Bill Lawrence
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains
because she knows that the average man can see much better
than he can think." - Ladies Home Journal
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf
husband." - Michel de Montaingne
"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." - Arthur
"Marriage is a great institution - but I'm not ready for an
institution yet." - Mae West
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry
"You have only to mumble a few words in church to get
married and a few words in your sleep to get divorced."
"If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the
fact that you can't afford divorce." - Jack Nicholson
"The person who marries for money usually earns every penny
"The most difficult years of marriage are those following
"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life
to be thankful for a good one." - Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
"Marriage is like twirling a baton, handsprings, or eating
with chopsticks. It looks easy till you try it."
"If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship,
there would be fewer divorces - and more bankruptcies." -
"Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a
"Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on
"There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage."
"In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live
together afterwards that causes the problems." - Shelley
"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a
higher opinion of him than he deserves." - Edgar Watson Howe
"The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the
best method for getting acquainted." - Heywood Broun
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