Philosophy of Housecleaning

1. I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate.)
   
   
2. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor.)
   
   
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because... they are very good company.  I have named some of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am imaginative.)
   
   
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind.)
   
   
5. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. (I am fair-minded.)
   
   
6. I don't plant a garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, He is an excellent designer. (I am courteous.)
   
   
7. I don't put things away because... my family will never be able to find them again.  (I am considerate.)
   
   
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over to dinner.
   
   
9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "permanent press". (I am trusting.)
   
   
10. I don't stress much on anything because... "A-Type Personalities" die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old woman!!!
    

[ Submitted by Orvie Jensen -- from 'WIT and WISDOM' ]