Pizzas For The FBI...
The following is a direct quote from the Center for
Strategic and International Studies report on "Global
Organized Crime." The author who introduced the story swears
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San
Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance
fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical
records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an
appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a
nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick
dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place and was
recorded by the FBI because they were taping all
conversations at the hospital.
Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and
67 cans of soda.
Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's right. I'm a FBI agent.
Pizza Man: You're a FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through
the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go
around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the
Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is a
Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're
Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. Everyone here is a FBI agent. Can you
remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service
entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
Pizza Man: I don't think so.
Editor: Story "posted" as received.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'LABLaughs' ]