Priest and Bus Driver
A priest and a bus driver both died and went to
heaven at the
same time. They get to the pearly gates where St.
Peter greets them.
He motions to the priest, they go out the back door,
and both hop in a jeep. Saint Peter takes the priest to
about 50 acres of rolling hills
with a little cottage on the knoll. St. Peter turns
priest and says "This will be yours for eternity. A
little cottage, right next to a wishing well.
Anything you wish
on that wishing well will come true, guarantied."
The priest says, "Oh, thank you so much. This I
St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to
gates and motions to the bus driver. They go out the
front door, and get into a stretch limo. Then Saint Peter
takes the bus driver to about 500
acres of land,
with mountains and lakes and rivers. There is a
huge castle on
one of the mountains with about 200 rooms. St.
Peter says "This
will be yours for eternity. You can live in that
servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can
have everything you want."
The bus driver looks at St. Peter and says
don't think I'm not grateful, but shouldn't the
priest get all
this, not me? Shouldn't I get the cottage and 50
St. Peter just laughs and says: "The reason you
get all this
is because when the priest preached, everyone fell
when you drove your bus, people really prayed!"
[ Original source unknown -- from Dwayne ]
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