Woman escaping over the wall of her office cubicle.
Woman escaping her office cubicle.

Prison Life vs Full-Time Job

  1. In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
    At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

  2. In prison you get three meals a day.
    At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay
    for that one.

  3. In prison you get time off for good behavior.
    At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

  4. In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

  5. In prison you can watch TV and play games.
    At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

  6. In prison you get your own toilet.
    At work you have to share.

  7. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
    At work you cannot speak to your family and friends.

  8. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers - no work required.
    At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

  9. In prison you can join programs which you can leave at any time.
    At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

  10. In prison there are wardens.
    At work there are managers.
[ Author unknown - received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift' (www.laughandlift.com) ]

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