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- Delineate your fear.
- Disown your fear.
- Displace your rear.
*Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
*If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a
check and drip in the collection basket.
*Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
*Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will
give the medication.
*Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well with my Solo."
*Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter
October 12 thru 17.
*If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
*We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds
around the church building and the rector.
*Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."
*Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in
*Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
*Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
*The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's
*The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church board.
*As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.
*Fifth Sinday is Lent.
*Thank you dead friends.
*Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
*Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
*Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
*For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the
dividing asunder of soup and spirit.
*Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.
*Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.
*Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
*The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working...
*Volunteers are needed to spit up food.
*Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess.
*We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
[ Author Unknown -- from Lisa, via Frank Morris ]
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