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*Sermon Outline:
  1. Delineate your fear.
  2. Disown your fear.
  3. Displace your rear.

*Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.

*If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.

*Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.

*Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

*Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well with my Solo."

*Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.

*If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

*We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.

*Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."

*Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer.

*Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.

*Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.

*The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's Cathedral.

*The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church board.

*As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.

*Fifth Sinday is Lent.

*Thank you dead friends.

*Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

*Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

*Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

*For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.

*Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.

*Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.

*Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

*The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working...

*Volunteers are needed to spit up food.

*Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess.

*We pray that our people will jumble themselves.

[ Author Unknown -- from Lisa, via Frank Morris ]


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