Quick Round Of Golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since
they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes.
Sid says to Barney, "Let's say we make the time worth the
while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest
score for the day."
Barney agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th
hole, Barney is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into
the rough on the 9th. "Help me find my ball; you look over
there," he says to Sid.
After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost
ball carries a four-point penalty, Barney pulls a ball from
his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my
ball!" he announces triumphantly.
Sid looks at him forlornly, "After all the years we've been
friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?"
"What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right
"And a liar, too!" Sid says with amazement. "I'll have you
know I've been standing on your ball for the last five
[ Author unknown -- 'LABLaughs' ]
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