Real Teachers

  • Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk.

  • Real teachers will eat anything left in the teacher's lounge.

  • Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and at the end of nine weeks have even been seen grading in church.

  • Real teachers know that sixth graders get hormones from Santa at Christmas.

  • Real teachers cheer when they hear that April 1st does not fall on a school day.

  • Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line.

  • Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.

  • Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning around.

  • Real teachers are written up in medical journals for the size and elasticity of their bladders.

  • Real teachers wear glasses from trying to read the fine print in the teacher's manuals.

  • Real teachers have been timed gulping down lunch in 2 minutes 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.

  • Real teachers can predict exactly which parents show up at open house.

  • Real teachers understand the importance of making sure every kid gets a Valentine.

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