Real Teachers

• Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk.
  
  
• Real teachers will eat anything left in the teacher's lounge.
  
  
• Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and at the end of nine weeks have even been seen grading in church.
  
  
• Real teachers know that sixth graders get hormones from Santa at Christmas.
  
  
• Real teachers cheer when they hear that April 1st does not fall on a school day.
  
  
• Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line.
  
  
• Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.
  
  
• Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning around.
  
  
• Real teachers are written up in medical journals for the size and elasticity of their bladders.
  
  
• Real teachers wear glasses from trying to read the fine print in the teacher's manuals.
  
  
• Real teachers have been timed gulping down lunch in 2 minutes 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.
  
  
• Real teachers can predict exactly which parents show up at open house.
  
  
• Real teachers understand the importance of making sure every kid gets a Valentine.
  

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' (TheBible@USA.com) ]