- Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk.
- Real teachers will eat anything left in the teacher's lounge.
- Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in
faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and at the end of nine weeks
have even been seen grading in church.
- Real teachers know that sixth graders get hormones from Santa at
- Real teachers cheer when they hear that April 1st does not fall on a
- Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without straightening
up the line.
- Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the
- Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without
- Real teachers are written up in medical journals for the size and
elasticity of their bladders.
- Real teachers wear glasses from trying to read the fine print in the
- Real teachers have been timed gulping down lunch in 2 minutes 18
seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.
- Real teachers can predict exactly which parents show up at open
- Real teachers understand the importance of making sure every kid
gets a Valentine.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' (TheBible@USA.com) ]
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