King, money bag, young man. 'The best part about being king is you can name your own salary.'

Salary Theorem Proof

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:
  1. Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

  2. Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work / Time, and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work / Money.

  3. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.  It all makes sense now, Right?!
[ Author Unknown -- from 'ArcaMax Jokes' ( ]

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