Signs You Have a Cheap HMO Plan

  • Directions to the doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

  • When you enter the office, you see a dispenser with the sign "PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER."

  • Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

  • The only psychiatrist in the plan is nicknamed "Joe the bartender."

  • The only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is, "An apple a day."

  • Your "primary care physician" is wearing pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

  • "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a misprint.

  • The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

  • Your pills come in different colors with "M" on them.

    And the number one sign you've joined a cheap HMO....

  • Your prescription for anti-depressant medication: A coupon for a double espresso at Starbucks.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the-funnies' ]


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