Signs You Have a Cheap HMO Plan
Directions to the doctor's office include, "Take a
left when you enter the trailer park."
When you enter the office, you see a dispenser with
the sign "PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER."
Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
The only psychiatrist in the plan is nicknamed "Joe
The only item listed under Preventive Care feature
of coverage is, "An apple a day."
Your "primary care physician" is wearing pants you
gave to Goodwill last month.
"Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges" is not a misprint.
The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
Your pills come in different colors with "M" on
And the number one sign you've joined a cheap HMO....
Your prescription for anti-depressant medication: A
coupon for a double espresso at Starbucks.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'andychaps_the-funnies' ]
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