Teacher's Secret Thoughts

What The Teacher *Really* Would Like to Say:
  1. Since my last report, the student has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

  2. I would not allow this student to breed.

  3. This student has delusions of adequacy.

  4. The student sets low personal standards and then occasionally fails to achieve them.

  5. Student has been working with glue too much.

  6. When the student's IQ reaches 50, he/she should sell.

  7. Student has a photogenic memory but the lens cover is glued on.

  8. The 'Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

  9. If you give the student a penny for his/her thoughts, you would get change.

  10. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]


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