The Messiah Himself

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you go in your organization?"

The Priest says, "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop."

"But, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi.

"I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might be made an Arch Bishop," said the Priest a bit cautiously.

"Is there any way that you might go higher than that?"

"Now, if all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal", said the priest.

"Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal?" probed the Rabbi.

Hesitating just a little bit, the Priest said "I suppose that I could be elected Pope, but the odds there ..."

So the Rabbi interjects, "And could you be anything higher than that? What is there higher than the Pope?"

"What!!! I should be the Messiah himself!?!"

The Rabbi leaned back, smiled, and said, "Well you know, one of our boys made it..."

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' ( ]


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