The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

• MAN: "Hello"
  
  
• WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
  
  
• MAN: "Yes"
  
  
• WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
  
  
• MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
  
  
• WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. There was one I would really like to have."
  
  
• MAN: "How much?"
  
  
• WOMAN: "$60,000"
  
  
• MAN: "OK, but for that price make sure you get all the options."
  
  
• WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
  
  
• MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000."
  
  
• WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
  
  
• MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.  Then he asks: "Anyone know who this 'cell phone' belongs to?"

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Jason's EMail' (jubilate @clearsail.net), via (bills-punch-line@yahoogroups.com) ]