The Worst Day
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work,
so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to
the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told
her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her
at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his
wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was
surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that
he'd started this about 6 months ago, and that it had revived their
marriage, and things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a try. When he got home, he gave his
wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her.
His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said,
"This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike
and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and
flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (Aiken@AikensLaughs.com) ]
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