Things Learned at Bible School

  • With your eyes closed for prayer, anything can happen in a room full of preschoolers.

  • Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents.

  • A fire extinguisher is a handy device.

  • Helium tanks should be chained down tightly.

  • Cheap glue adheres to skin.

  • Kool Aid and song motions do not mix.

  • Grand pianos are not as durable as you might think.

  • Church maintenance men do not have a sense of humor.

  • Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped.

  • Ushers do not have a sense of humor.

  • There IS a doggie Heaven.

  • Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier.

  • Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.

  • Girls are superior to boys.

  • There are good reasons why pastor's kids have a bad reputation.

  • Helium intoxication does not render respect in a staff meeting.

[ Author Unknown -- from Aiken Drum ( ]


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