Things Learned at Bible School

• With your eyes closed for prayer, anything can happen in a room full of preschoolers.
  
  
• Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents.
  
  
• A fire extinguisher is a handy device.
  
  
• Helium tanks should be chained down tightly.
  
  
• Cheap glue adheres to skin.
  
  
• Kool Aid and song motions do not mix.
  
  
• Grand pianos are not as durable as you might think.
  
  
• Church maintenance men do not have a sense of humor.
  
  
• Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped.
  
  
• Ushers do not have a sense of humor.
  
  
• There IS a doggie Heaven.
  
  
• Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier.
  
  
• Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.
  
  
• Girls are superior to boys.
  
  
• There are good reasons why pastor's kids have a bad reputation.
  
  
• Helium intoxication does not render respect in a staff meeting.
  

[ Author Unknown -- from Aiken Drum (Aiken@AikensLaughs.com) ]