Thoughts To Ponder
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet
spirited until you try to get into their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is
to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without
a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find
God lives there.
People are funny. They want the front of the bus,
the middle the road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your door for years.
Quit griping about your church; if it was
perfect, you couldn't belong.
The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an
audience: "And in conclusion."
If the church wants a better pastor, it only
needs to pray for the one it has.
Not only are the sins of the fathers visited
upon the children, but nowadays the sins of the
children are visited upon the fathers.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man
till he is dead. So why should you?
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
If your left hand doesn't know what your right
one is doing, you should consider running for a job
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed
up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
I don't know why some people change
churches-what difference does it make which
one you stay home from?
A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises" are just sitting
on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers.
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds
this country back as much as a committee.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (Aiken@AikensLaughs.com) ]
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