Tips - Ladies vs Real Women
Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.
And finally the most important tip . . . .
Real Woman - Leftover wine??
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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