Tips - Ladies vs Real Women

1. Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
   
   Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
   
   
   
2. Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
   
   Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
   
   
   
3. Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
   
   Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
   
   
   
4. Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
   
   Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
   
   
   
5. Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
   
   Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.
   
   
   
   And finally the most important tip . . . .
   
   
   
6. Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze it into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
   
   Real Woman - Leftover wine??

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