Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies.
Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself.
Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when
you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two
weeks to install.
Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools.
Best left in its leather sheath and worn on a homeowners belt to increase
Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you
point it at yourself.
Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the
incandescence of a football stadium, causing you to cast a heavy shadow over
the area you're working on so that you need to use a flashlight anyway.
Cordless Drill - A device that lessens your chance of electrocution 90% over
a standard plug-in tool.
Cordless Telephone - The handyman's 911.
Chain saw - Allows you to cut your way out of the shed that you accidentally
built completely around yourself.
Vise Grips - A pair of helping hands that doesn't critique the job you're
doing or offer advice.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Pastor Tim' ]
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