Top Ten Caddy Comments

      # 10

      Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

      Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

      # 9

      Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

      Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

      # 8

      Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

      Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

      # 7

      Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

      Caddy: "Eventually."

      # 6

      Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

      Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a

      # 5

      Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time.
                      It's too much of a distraction."

      Caddy: "It's not a watch -- it's a compass."

      # 4

      Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

      Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

      # 3

      Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"

      Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

      # 2

      Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

      Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

      # 1   AND the best caddy comment

      Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

      Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

[ Author Unknown -- from Bob Bartholomew and Mark Miller ]


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