Training Courses Now Available for Men

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I:  The Mop.
   
   
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II:  The Sponge.
   
   
3. Dressing Up:  Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding.
   
   
4. Refrigerator Forensics:  Identifying and Removing the Dead.
   
   
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? :  You CAN Tell the Difference!
   
   
6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away:  Accepting Loss I.
   
   
7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back:  Accepting Loss II.
   
   
8. Going to the Supermarket:  It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
   
   
9. Recycling Skills I:  Boxes that the Electronics Came In.
   
   
10. Recycling Skills II:  Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In.
    
    
11. Bathroom Etiquette I:  How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink.
    
    
12. Bathroom Etiquette II:  Let's Wash Those Towels!
    
    
13. Bathroom Etiquette III:  Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
    
    
14. Giving Back to the Community:  How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill.
    
    
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?:  Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts.
    
    
16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves:  Knowing the 4 Limitations of Your Kitchenware.
    
    
17. Romance:  More Than a Cable Channel!
    
    
18. Strange But True!:  She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means.
    
    
19. Going Out to Dinner:  Beyond the Pizza Hut.
    
    
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options:  Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category or Selecting movies that don't star John Wayne on television.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Aiken Drum' (AIKENSLongJoke@topica.com) ]