Universal Laws of Golf
Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by
your worst round ever.
Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic.
Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play.
Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to
Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.
Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works
Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the
A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than
anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into
will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a
convicted murderer and a tax agent -- or some similar
All 3-woods are demon-possessed.
A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' ]
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