University Entrance Exam
(Football Player Edition)
Entrance Exam Time Limit: 3 weeks!
YOU MUST ANSWER TWO QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY!
FOR EXTRA CREDIT:
Foreign Language: What Language is spoken in France?
History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire
with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and
Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.
Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
Religion: What religion is the Pope? (circle only one)
Metric Conversion: How many feet equal 0.0 meters?
Physics: On a clock, what time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the
little hand is on the 1?
Religion: How many commandments was Moses given?
Geography: What are people in America's far north called?
American History: Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton.
European History: Six kings of England have been called George,
the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
Natural Science: Where does rain come from?
(b) a 7-11
(d) THE SKY
Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein's Theory of
Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?
Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the National
Anthem for what country?
Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium.
Spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
Architecture: Where is the basement in a three story building
Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most
(a) New York
International Math: How many Chinese Urns in a dozen?
Advanced Math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you
Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting
Corporation) stand for?
If Sacramento is the state capitol of California, what is the
state capitol of California?
Where does wood come from?
If I have 10 dollars and I give you 10 dollars, how much money
do I have left?
Using your fingers, count from 1 - 5.
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