University Entrance Exam
(Football Player Edition)

Entrance Exam Time Limit: 3 weeks!

YOU MUST ANSWER TWO QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY!

1. Foreign Language: What Language is spoken in France?
   
   
2. History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions
   
   -OR-
   
   Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.
   
   
3. Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to
   (a) build a bridge
   (b) sail the ocean
   (c) lead an army or
   (d) WRITE A PLAY
   
   
4. Religion: What religion is the Pope? (circle only one)
   (a) Jewish
   (b) CATHOLIC
   (c) Hindu
   (d) Polish
   (e) Agnostic
   
   
5. Metric Conversion: How many feet equal 0.0 meters?
   
   
6. Physics: On a clock, what time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?
   
   
7. Religion: How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
   
   
8. Geography: What are people in America's far north called?
   (a) Westerners
   (b) Southerners
   (c) NORTHERNERS
   
   
9. American History: Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton.
   
   
10. European History: Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
    
    
11. Natural Science: Where does rain come from?
    (a) Macy's
    (b) a 7-11
    (c) Canada
    (d) THE SKY
    
    
12. Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    (a) yes
    (b) no
    
    
13. Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?
    
    
14. Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
    
    
15. Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium.
    
    -OR-
    
    Spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
    
    
16. Architecture: Where is the basement in a three story building located?
    
    
17. Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most oranges?
    (a) New York
    (b) FLORIDA
    (c) Canada
    (d) Wisconsin
    
    
18. International Math: How many Chinese Urns in a dozen?
    
    
19. Advanced Math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
    
    
20. Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
    
    
21. If Sacramento is the state capitol of California, what is the state capitol of California?
    
    
22. Where does wood come from?
    (a) TREES
    (b) Asphalt
    (c) Steel
    
    
23. If I have 10 dollars and I give you 10 dollars, how much money do I have left?
    
    

FOR EXTRA CREDIT:

Using your fingers, count from 1 - 5.

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