Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables
you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months
in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and
we don't know where the heck she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so
that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain
figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it
makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
You could run this over to your friends but why not
just e-mail it to them!
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