Warning Labels

Here are the winnners of the M-LAW competition for wackiest warning label of the year:
  • 1st prize Do not use for personal hygiene - on a toilet brush.

  • 2nd prize This product moves when used - from a child's scooter.
Previous winners have included:
  1. Remove child before folding - on a baby's buggy.

  2. Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally - on a digital thermometer.

  3. Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating - on an electric hand blender.

  4. Harmful if swallowed - on a three-pronged brass fishing lure.

  5. Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device - on a bag of air used as a packing material.

  6. Do not use as a ladder - on a 30cm tall CD rack.

  7. Never iron clothes while they are being worn - on a household iron.

  8. Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire - on a smoke detector.

  9. Do not eat toner - on a laser printer cartridge.

  10. And on a pair of cyclist's shin guards - Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

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