Here are the winnners of the M-LAW competition for wackiest warning
label of the year:
Previous winners have included:
Do not use for personal hygiene - on a toilet brush.
This product moves when used - from a child's scooter.
Remove child before folding - on a baby's buggy.
Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally -
on a digital thermometer.
Never remove food or other items from the blades while the
product is operating - on an electric hand blender.
Harmful if swallowed - on a three-pronged brass fishing lure.
Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device -
on a bag of air used as a packing material.
Do not use as a ladder - on a 30cm tall CD rack.
Never iron clothes while they are being worn - on a household iron.
Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will
not extinguish a fire - on a smoke detector.
Do not eat toner - on a laser printer cartridge.
And on a pair of cyclist's shin guards - Shin pads cannot protect
any part of the body they do not cover.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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