We're in more trouble than we thought!

  1. While looking at a house, my  brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he  explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked,  "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun  rises in the east, (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh,  I don't keep up with that stuff". . .
    She also votes!

  2. I used to  work in technical support for a 24 x 7 call center. One day I got a call from  an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The  number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is  that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,  Pacific" . . .
    He also votes!.

  3. My colleague and I were eating our  lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative  assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the  shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned  because the car was moving". . .
    She also votes!

  4. My sister has a  lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she  gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . .
    My sister also votes!

  5. My  friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted  10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . .
    He also votes!

  6. I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman  with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't  the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a  person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the  head is turned.
    My friend also votes!

  7. My girlfriend and I were  picking up some sandwiches from the sub place last week and she asked the  clerk which of two sandwiches was better. The clerk didn't have an opinion  but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive. My girlfriend got a  quizzical look on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are they both  listed with the same price on the menu?" To this, the clerk responded, "I  don't think we add tax to the turkey"
    The clerk also votes!

  8. I couldn't  find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage  office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and  told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good  hands. "Now," she asked me,"has your plane arrived yet?"
    She also  votes!

[ Author Unknown -- submitted by: Eva Young ]


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